tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21005663673234850422023-11-15T07:27:27.094-08:00جوک18+جوکستانjokhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13749159086023830116noreply@blogger.comBlogger91125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2100566367323485042.post-55095313212089260872010-12-14T08:45:00.001-08:002010-12-14T08:45:56.364-08:00jokhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13749159086023830116noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2100566367323485042.post-62823525632510461072010-12-14T08:13:00.001-08:002010-12-14T08:13:03.569-08:00jokhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13749159086023830116noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2100566367323485042.post-22115176921408968792010-10-03T14:01:00.000-07:002010-10-03T14:01:19.040-07:00<div dir="rtl" style="text-align: right;" trbidi="on"><span style="background-color: #cfe2f3; color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: x-large;"></span><div style="background-color: #cfe2f3; color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: x-large;">دستهبندي انواع سكس:</span></div><div style="background-color: #cfe2f3; color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div> </div><div style="background-color: #cfe2f3; color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: x-large;">1- سکس سکرت.</span></div><div style="background-color: #cfe2f3; color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div style="background-color: #cfe2f3; color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: x-large;">2- سکس قانونی.</span></div><div style="background-color: #cfe2f3; color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div style="background-color: #cfe2f3; color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: x-large;">3- سکس زورکی.</span></div><div style="background-color: #cfe2f3; color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div style="background-color: #cfe2f3; color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: x-large;">4- سکس من در آوردی.</span></div><div style="background-color: #cfe2f3; color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div style="background-color: #cfe2f3; color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: x-large;">5- سکس رمانيک.</span></div><div style="background-color: #cfe2f3; color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div style="background-color: #cfe2f3; color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: x-large;">6- سکس يه نفری.</span></div><div style="background-color: #cfe2f3; color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div style="background-color: #cfe2f3; color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: x-large;">7- سکسکه.</span></div><div style="background-color: #cfe2f3; color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><br />
</div></div>jokhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13749159086023830116noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2100566367323485042.post-12617626942660426462010-10-03T13:51:00.001-07:002010-10-03T13:51:28.629-07:00<div dir="rtl" style="text-align: right;" trbidi="on"><div style="background-color: #99ccff; color: red; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;">ترکه 2 تا سیگار تو دهنش گرفته بود</span></div><div style="background-color: #99ccff; color: red; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></div><div style="background-color: #99ccff; color: red; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;">داشت می کشید </span></div><div style="background-color: #99ccff; color: red; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></div><div style="background-color: #99ccff; color: red; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;">ازش می پرسن چرا 2تا سیگار میکشی</span></div><div style="background-color: #99ccff; color: red; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></div><div style="background-color: #99ccff; color: red; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"> میگه یکی واسه خودم</span></div><div style="background-color: #99ccff; color: red; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></div><div style="background-color: #99ccff; color: red; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"> یکی هم به یاد دوستم که زندونه</span></div><div style="background-color: #99ccff; color: red; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></div><div style="background-color: #99ccff; color: red; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;">بعد از یه مدتی میبینن</span></div><div style="background-color: #99ccff; color: red; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></div><div style="background-color: #99ccff; color: red; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"> داره یه دونه می کشه </span></div><div style="background-color: #99ccff; color: red; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></div><div style="background-color: #99ccff; color: red; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;">بهش میگن حتما دوستت از زندان آزاد شده </span></div><div style="background-color: #99ccff; color: red; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></div><div style="background-color: #99ccff; color: red; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;">میگه نه خودم ترک کردم</span></div><div style="background-color: #99ccff; color: red; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></div><div style="background-color: #99ccff; color: red; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br />
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mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;
mso-hansi-font-family:Calibri;
mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin;}
</style> <![endif]--> </m:defjc></m:rmargin></m:lmargin></m:dispdef></m:smallfrac></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(234, 209, 220); line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 24pt;"><br />
<span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA">عربه ميره جنگل ،</span></span><span style="color: blue; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12pt;"></span></div><div> </div><div class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(234, 209, 220); line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(234, 209, 220); line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center;"><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: blue; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 24pt;">حيوون ها تعجب مي کنند</span><span style="color: blue; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12pt;"></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(234, 209, 220); line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(234, 209, 220); line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center;"><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: blue; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 24pt;">ميرن پيش شير ميگن يه حيوون اومده دمش جلوشه</span><span style="color: blue; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12pt;"></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(234, 209, 220); line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(153, 204, 255); text-align: center;"><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: red; font-size: 18pt;">به قزوينيه ميگن انسان رو تعريف كن</span><span style="color: red;"></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(153, 204, 255); text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(153, 204, 255); text-align: center;"><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: red; font-size: 18pt;">ميگه: انسان جسمي است زائد </span><span style="color: red;"></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(153, 204, 255); text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(153, 204, 255); text-align: center;"><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: red; font-size: 18pt;">كه فضاي اطراف كون را اشغال كرده</span><span style="color: red;"></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(153, 204, 255); text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(204, 255, 204); text-align: center;"><strong><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: red; font-size: 16pt;">خبرنگاره نظر ترکه رو درباره سيگار ميپرسه</span></strong><span style="color: red;"></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(204, 255, 204); text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(204, 255, 204); text-align: center;"><strong><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: red; font-size: 16pt;">ترکه ميگه: به نظر من سيگار پدر سلامتيه</span></strong><span style="color: red;"></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(204, 255, 204); text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(204, 255, 204); text-align: center;"><strong><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: red; font-size: 16pt;">خبرنگاره ميگه: چطور آقا؟ دليل شما چيه</span></strong><span style="color: red;"></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(204, 255, 204); text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(204, 255, 204); text-align: center;"><strong><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: red; font-size: 16pt;">ميگه: آخه مادر سلامتی رو ميگاد</span></strong></div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(204, 255, 204); text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(204, 255, 204); text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(204, 255, 255); line-height: normal; text-align: center;"><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: red; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 18pt;">از ترکه میپرسن به زنبورهایی که از کندو </span><span style="color: red; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;"></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(204, 255, 255); line-height: normal; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(204, 255, 255); line-height: normal; text-align: center;"><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: red; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 18pt;">محافظت میکنن چی میگن؟</span><span style="color: red; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;"></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(204, 255, 255); line-height: normal; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(204, 255, 255); line-height: normal; text-align: center;"><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: red; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 18pt;">ترکه میگه : میگن، خسته نباشید</span><span style="color: red; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;"></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(204, 255, 255); line-height: normal; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(204, 255, 204); text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% yellow; line-height: normal; text-align: center;"><span dir="RTL" lang="FA" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 16pt;">به تركه ميگن: جسم شفاف چيه؟</span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;"></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% yellow; line-height: normal; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% yellow; line-height: normal; text-align: center;"><span dir="RTL"></span><span dir="RTL" lang="FA" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 16pt;"><span dir="RTL"></span> ميگه: جسمي كه از اين ورش اون ورش ديده شه</span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;"></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% yellow; line-height: normal; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% yellow; line-height: normal; text-align: center;"><span dir="RTL"></span><span dir="RTL" lang="FA" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 16pt;"><span dir="RTL"></span> ميگن: مثال بزن</span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;"></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% yellow; line-height: normal; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% yellow; line-height: normal; text-align: center;"><span dir="RTL"></span><span dir="RTL" lang="FA" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 16pt;"><span dir="RTL"></span> ميگه: نردبون</span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;"></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% yellow; line-height: normal; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; text-align: center;"><span dir="RTL" lang="FA" style="color: magenta; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 16pt;">اصفهونيا رو از چهار تا چيز ميشه شناخت: </span><span style="color: magenta; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;"></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; text-align: center;"><span dir="RTL" lang="FA" style="color: magenta; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 16pt;">همشون زيرشلواري آبي راه راه دارن </span><span style="color: magenta; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;"></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; text-align: center;"><span dir="RTL" lang="FA" style="color: magenta; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 16pt;">هر قلوپ نوشابه كه ميخورن</span><span style="color: magenta; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;"></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; text-align: center;"><span dir="RTL" lang="FA" style="color: magenta; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 16pt;">به شيشه نگاه ميكنن</span><span style="color: magenta; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;"></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; text-align: center;"><span dir="RTL" lang="FA" style="color: magenta; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 16pt;">ببينن تا كجاش رفته</span><span style="color: magenta; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;"></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; text-align: center;"><span dir="RTL" lang="FA" style="color: magenta; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 16pt;">جلوي در واميستن</span><span style="color: magenta; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;"></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; text-align: center;"><span dir="RTL" lang="FA" style="color: magenta; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 16pt;">و به جاي اينكه بگن بفرمايين تو،</span><span style="color: magenta; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;"></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; text-align: center;"><span dir="RTL" lang="FA" style="color: magenta; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 16pt;">ميگن حالا چرا نميان تو؟</span><span style="color: magenta; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;"></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; text-align: center;"><span dir="RTL"></span><span dir="RTL" lang="FA" style="color: magenta; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 16pt;"><span dir="RTL"></span> بستني ليواني كه ميخورن</span><span style="color: magenta; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;"></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; text-align: center;"><span dir="RTL" lang="FA" style="color: magenta; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 16pt;">حتما درش رو ميليسن</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(204, 204, 204); text-align: center;"><strong><span dir="RTL" lang="FA" style="font-size: 16pt;">به ترکه ميگن بنزين سوپر ميزني؟ </span></strong></div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(204, 204, 204); text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(204, 204, 204); text-align: center;"><strong><span dir="RTL" lang="FA" style="font-size: 16pt;">ميگه: نه خانواده تو ماشين نشسته</span></strong></div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(204, 204, 204); text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(204, 204, 204); text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(204, 255, 204); text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: blue; font-size: 18pt;">ترکه ميره ختم ازش مي پرسن شما؟</span></strong><span style="color: blue;"></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: blue; font-size: 18pt;">ميگه من ساير بستگانم </span></strong><span style="color: blue;"></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: red; font-size: 18pt;">لره از كنار جن رد ميشه</span></strong><span style="color: red;"></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: red; font-size: 18pt;">جن ميگه بسم الله اين ديگه كي بود</span></strong><span style="color: red;"></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div style="text-align: center;"><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 18pt;">سرگذشت یک شوفر</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div style="text-align: center;"><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 18pt;">کاندوم ترکید بدنیا اومدیم ،</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div style="text-align: center;"><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 18pt;">لاستیک ترکید از دنیا رفتیم </span></div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(153, 204, 255); text-align: center;"><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: red; font-size: 18pt;">حافظ قزويني ميفرمايد</span><span dir="LTR"></span><span style="color: red; font-size: 18pt;"><span dir="LTR"></span>: </span><span style="color: red;"></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(153, 204, 255); text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(153, 204, 255); text-align: center;"><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: red; font-size: 18pt;">اي كه كونت همچو بيتي از غزل</span><span style="color: red;"></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(153, 204, 255); text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(153, 204, 255); text-align: center;"><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: red; font-size: 18pt;">من پي كون تو بودم از ازل</span><span style="color: red;"></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(153, 204, 255); text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(153, 204, 255); text-align: center;"><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: red; font-size: 18pt;">اي نواي كون تو چون ساز ني</span><span style="color: red;"></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(153, 204, 255); text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(153, 204, 255); text-align: center;"><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: red; font-size: 18pt;">داغ كونت من ببينم تا به كي؟ </span><span style="color: red;"></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(153, 204, 255); text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 204); line-height: normal; text-align: center;"><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: red; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 18pt;">ه ترکه میگن سبز لیمویی رو توصیف کن</span><span dir="LTR"></span><span style="color: red; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 18pt;"><span dir="LTR"></span>.</span><span style="color: red; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;"></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 204); line-height: normal; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 204); line-height: normal; text-align: center;"><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: red; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 18pt;">میگه شما آبی آسمونی رو در نظر بگیر </span><span style="color: red; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;"></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 204); line-height: normal; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 204); line-height: normal; text-align: center;"><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: red; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 18pt;">بشاش توش</span><span style="color: red; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;"></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 204); line-height: normal; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><table border="0" cellpadding="0" class="MsoNormalTable" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: left; width: 345px;"><tbody>
<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"> <div align="right" class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; text-align: right;"><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: #6e6e6e; font-family: "Tahoma","sans-serif"; font-size: 8pt; line-height: 150%;">ن</span><span style="color: #6e6e6e; font-family: "Tahoma","sans-serif"; font-size: 8pt; line-height: 150%;"></span></div></td> </tr>
</tbody></table><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="MsoNormalTable" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: left; width: 100%;"><tbody>
<tr style="height: 61.5pt;"> <td colspan="2" style="height: 61.5pt; padding: 0in;"> <div align="center"> <table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="MsoNormalTable" style="width: 512px;"><tbody>
<tr> <td style="padding: 1.5pt; width: 49.5pt;" width="66"><br />
</td> <td style="padding: 1.5pt; width: 328.5pt;" width="438"><br />
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</div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(234, 209, 220); line-height: normal; text-align: center;"><b><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: blue; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 18pt;">ابی صداتو</span></b><b><span style="color: blue; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 13.5pt;"></span></b></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(234, 209, 220); line-height: normal; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(234, 209, 220); line-height: normal; text-align: center;"><b><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: blue; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 18pt;">ابی نفستو</span></b><b><span style="color: blue; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 13.5pt;"></span></b></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(234, 209, 220); line-height: normal; text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><a href=""><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: blue; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;">نظر بدهید </span></a><span dir="LTR"></span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;"><span dir="LTR"></span> </span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;">نوشته شده توسط هالو در شنبه دهم مهر 1389 ساعت 17:24 موضوع </span><span dir="LTR"></span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;"><span dir="LTR"></span>| </span><a href="http://xjok.blogfa.com/post-196.aspx" target="_blank"><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: blue; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;">لینک ثابت</span></a><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;"></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;"><br />
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لوبیا رو وقتی میخوری ، میگوزی</span></b><b><span lang="AR-SA" style="color: blue; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 13.5pt;"></span></b></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" dir="RTL" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(244, 204, 204); direction: rtl; line-height: normal; text-align: center; unicode-bidi: embed;"><b><span lang="AR-SA" style="color: blue; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;"><br />
پس گردنی رو وقتی میگوزی میخوری</span></b><b><span lang="AR-SA" style="color: blue; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 13.5pt;"></span></b></div><div class="MsoNormal" dir="RTL" style="direction: rtl; line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 12pt; text-align: right; unicode-bidi: embed;"><br />
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<span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA">به رشتیه می گن جلوی زنتو بگیر</span><span dir="LTR"></span><span dir="LTR"></span>.</span><span style="color: blue; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;"></span></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 204, 255); line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center;"><br />
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<span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA">به ترکه میگند اگه کار بدی بکنی</span></span><span style="color: blue; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;"></span></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 204, 255); line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center;"><br />
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<span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 24pt;">من دستام كسيه</span><br />
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<span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA">به گزارش خبرگزاری :لری که به قصد خودکشی</span></span><span style="color: blue; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12pt;"></span></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 204, 255); line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 204, 255); line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center;"><b><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: blue; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";">با زنش</span></b><b><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: blue; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 24pt;"> </span></b><b><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: blue; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";">زیر پتو بودن</span></b><span dir="LTR"></span><b><span style="color: blue; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 24pt;"><span dir="LTR"></span>.</span></b><span style="color: blue; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12pt;"></span></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 204, 255); line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 204, 255); line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center;"><b><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: blue; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";">زنه که میبینه اینطوریه</span></b><span dir="LTR"></span><b><span style="color: blue; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 24pt;"><span dir="LTR"></span>.</span></b><span style="color: blue; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12pt;"></span></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 204, 255); line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 204, 255); line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center;"><b><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: blue; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";">میگه عزیزم؟من یه سوراخ</span></b><b><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: blue; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 24pt;"> </span></b><b><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: blue; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";">دارما</span></b><span style="color: blue; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12pt;"></span></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 204, 255); line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 204, 255); line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center;"><b><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: blue; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";">ترکه میگه میگم از یه جا سوز میاد</span></b><span style="color: blue; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12pt;"></span></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><h3 align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 204); text-align: center;"><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: blue; font-size: 18pt;">ترکه میره جبهه ، </span><span style="color: blue;"></span></h3><h3 align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 204); text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue;"> </span></h3><h3 align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 204); text-align: center;"><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: blue; font-size: 18pt;">خمپاره می افته توی شورتش</span><span style="color: blue;"></span></h3><h3 align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 204); text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue;"> </span></h3><h3 align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 204); text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue; font-size: 18pt;"> <span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA">میاد خونه ، برادر زاده اش</span></span><span style="color: blue;"></span></h3><h3 align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 204); text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue;"> </span></h3><h3 align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 204); text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue; font-size: 18pt;"><br />
<span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA">میگه : عمو سر حال نیستی</span><span dir="LTR"></span><span dir="LTR"></span> .</span><span style="color: blue;"></span></h3><h3 align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 204); text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue;"> </span></h3><h3 align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 204); text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue; font-size: 18pt;"> <span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA">میگه : عموت دیگه عمه شد</span></span><span style="color: blue;"></span></h3><br />
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</div><h3 align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 204, 255); text-align: center;"><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: blue; font-size: 18pt;">تركه ميره دكتر ميگه</span><span style="color: blue;"></span></h3><h3 align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 204, 255); text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue;"> </span></h3><h3 align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 204, 255); text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue; font-size: 18pt;"> <span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA">چند وقته بي تفاوت شدم</span><span dir="LTR"></span><span dir="LTR"></span>.</span><span style="color: blue;"></span></h3><h3 align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 204, 255); text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue;"> </span></h3><h3 align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 204, 255); text-align: center;"><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: blue; font-size: 18pt;">دكتر ميگه يعني چي مثال بزن</span><span dir="LTR"></span><span style="color: blue; font-size: 18pt;"><span dir="LTR"></span>.</span><span style="color: blue;"></span></h3><h3 align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 204, 255); text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue;"> </span></h3><h3 align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 204, 255); text-align: center;"><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: blue; font-size: 18pt;">تركه ميگه الان مثلا دارم</span><span style="color: blue;"></span></h3><h3 align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 204, 255); text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue;"> </span></h3><h3 align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 204, 255); text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue; font-size: 18pt;"> <span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA">با شما صحبت ميكنم </span></span><span style="color: blue;"></span></h3><h3 align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 204, 255); text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue;"> </span></h3><h3 align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 204, 255); text-align: center;"><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: blue; font-size: 18pt;">انگار دارم با كيرم صحبت ميكنم</span><span style="color: blue;"></span></h3><h3 align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 204, 255); text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue; font-size: 18pt;"> </span><span style="color: blue;"></span></h3><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 204, 255); line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center;"><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: blue; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 24pt;">ترکه لکنت زبون داشته</span><span style="color: blue; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;"></span></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 204, 255); line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 204, 255); line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center;"><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: blue; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 24pt;">بهش میگن همیشه زبونت میگیره؟</span><span style="color: blue; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;"></span></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 204, 255); line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 204, 255); line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center;"><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: blue; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 24pt;">میگه نه فقط وقتی حرف میزنم</span><span style="color: blue; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;"></span></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 204, 255); line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 204, 204); line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center;"><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: blue; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 24pt;">ترکه میره آمپول بزنه، </span><span style="color: blue; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;"></span></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 204, 204); line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 204, 204); line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center;"><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: blue; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 24pt;">تا دکتر سوزن رو میزنه،</span><span style="color: blue; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;"></span></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 204, 204); line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 204, 204); line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center;"><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: blue; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 24pt;">پا میشه داد میزنه: حیوون،مگه کوری، </span><span style="color: blue; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;"></span></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 204, 204); line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 204, 204); line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center;"><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: blue; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 24pt;">سوراخ به این گندگی، </span><span style="color: blue; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;"></span></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 204, 204); line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 204, 204); line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center;"><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: blue; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 24pt;">چرا میزنی بغلش؟</span><span style="color: blue; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;"></span></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 204, 153); line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 24pt;"><br />
<span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA">به لره میگن کدوم حیوونیه که </span></span><span style="color: blue; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;"></span></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 204, 153); line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 204, 153); line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center;"><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: blue; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 24pt;">همه رو برای نماز صبح بیدار میکنه؟</span><span style="color: blue; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;"></span></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 204, 153); line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 204, 153); line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center;"><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: blue; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 24pt;">می گه:بابام</span><span style="color: blue; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;"></span></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 204, 153); line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(204, 255, 255); line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center;"><b><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: red; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";">ترکه زنگ میزنه به مخابرات</span></b><b><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: red; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 24pt;"> </span></b><span style="color: red; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12pt;"></span></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(204, 255, 255); line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center;"><br />
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</span></b><b><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: red; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";">میگه: آقا ببخشید سیم تلفن</span></b><b><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: red; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 24pt;"> </span></b><b><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: red; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";">ما خیلی بلنده،</span></b><span style="color: red; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12pt;"></span></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(204, 255, 255); line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(204, 255, 255); line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center;"><b><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: red; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";">اگه میشه لطف كنید</span></b><span style="color: red; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12pt;"></span></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(204, 255, 255); line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(204, 255, 255); line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center;"><b><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: red; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";">از اون طرف یه کم بكشیدش</span></b></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(204, 255, 255); line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center;"><br />
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</span></div><div style="background-color: #ffccff; color: blue; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;">حقوق کارمندا مثل پریود خانوماست</span></div><div style="background-color: #ffccff; color: blue; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></div><div style="background-color: #ffccff; color: blue; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;">به سه دلیل:</span></div><div style="background-color: #ffccff; color: blue; text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></div><div style="background-color: #ffccff; color: blue; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;">1)ماهی یک بار بیشتر اتفاق نمی افته </span></div><div style="background-color: #ffccff; color: blue; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></div><div style="background-color: #ffccff; color: blue; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"> 2)دو روز بیشتر دووم نمیاره </span></div><div style="background-color: #ffccff; color: blue; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></div><div style="background-color: #ffccff; color: blue; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;">3)تموم که بشه ترتیبت رومیده</span></div><div style="background-color: #ffccff; color: blue; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></div></div>jokhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13749159086023830116noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2100566367323485042.post-76543146018183420352010-10-03T13:36:00.001-07:002010-10-03T13:36:57.015-07:00<div dir="rtl" style="text-align: right;" trbidi="on"><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:WordDocument> <w:View>Normal</w:View> <w:Zoom>0</w:Zoom> <w:TrackMoves/> <w:TrackFormatting/> <w:PunctuationKerning/> <w:ValidateAgainstSchemas/> <w:SaveIfXMLInvalid>false</w:SaveIfXMLInvalid> <w:IgnoreMixedContent>false</w:IgnoreMixedContent> <w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText>false</w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText> <w:DoNotPromoteQF/> <w:LidThemeOther>EN-US</w:LidThemeOther> <w:LidThemeAsian>X-NONE</w:LidThemeAsian> <w:LidThemeComplexScript>AR-SA</w:LidThemeComplexScript> <w:Compatibility> <w:BreakWrappedTables/> <w:SnapToGridInCell/> <w:WrapTextWithPunct/> <w:UseAsianBreakRules/> <w:DontGrowAutofit/> <w:SplitPgBreakAndParaMark/> <w:DontVertAlignCellWithSp/> <w:DontBreakConstrainedForcedTables/> <w:DontVertAlignInTxbx/> <w:Word11KerningPairs/> <w:CachedColBalance/> </w:Compatibility> <w:BrowserLevel>MicrosoftInternetExplorer4</w:BrowserLevel> <m:mathPr> <m:mathFont m:val="Cambria Math"/> <m:brkBin m:val="before"/> <m:brkBinSub m:val="--> <m:smallfrac m:val="off"> <m:dispdef> <m:lmargin m:val="0"> <m:rmargin m:val="0"> <m:defjc m:val="centerGroup"> <m:wrapindent m:val="1440"> <m:intlim m:val="subSup"> <m:narylim m:val="undOvr"> </m:narylim></m:intlim> </m:wrapindent><!--[endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:LatentStyles DefLockedState="false" DefUnhideWhenUsed="true"
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</div><div align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(207, 226, 243); text-align: center;"><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: red; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 24pt;">ترکه میگه : نه</span><span dir="LTR"></span><span style="color: red; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 24pt;"><span dir="LTR"></span>.</span><span style="color: red; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";"></span></div><div align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(207, 226, 243); text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(244, 204, 204); text-align: center;"><span dir="RTL"></span><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: blue; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 24pt;"><span dir="RTL"></span>،یکی رو میبینه </span><span dir="RTL" lang="FA" style="color: blue; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 24pt;">۲</span><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: blue; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 24pt;">تا دست نداره</span><span style="color: blue; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";"></span></div><div align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(244, 204, 204); text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(244, 204, 204); text-align: center;"><span dir="RTL"></span><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: blue; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 24pt;"><span dir="RTL"></span>،داره قر میده</span><span style="color: blue; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";"></span></div><div align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(244, 204, 204); text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(244, 204, 204); text-align: center;"><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: blue; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 24pt;">میگه عجب روحیه ای داره</span><span style="color: blue; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";"></span></div><div align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(244, 204, 204); text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(244, 204, 204); text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 24pt;">!<span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA">طرف میگه:روحیه چیه بابا</span><span dir="LTR"></span><span dir="LTR"></span> </span><span style="color: blue; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";"></span></div><div align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(244, 204, 204); text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(244, 204, 204); text-align: center;"><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: blue; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 24pt;">کونم میخواره</span><span style="color: blue; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";"></span></div><div align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(244, 204, 204); text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% white; text-align: center;"><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: blue; font-family: "Tahoma","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">نغمه کودکان رشت</span><span dir="LTR"></span><span style="color: blue; font-family: "Tahoma","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;"><span dir="LTR"></span> :</span><span style="color: blue;"></span></div><div align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% white; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% white; text-align: center;"><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: blue; font-family: "Tahoma","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">باز مامان با افاده</span><span style="color: blue;"></span></div><div align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% white; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% white; text-align: center;"><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: blue; font-family: "Tahoma","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">صبح زود امد به خانه</span><span style="color: blue;"></span></div><div align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% white; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% white; text-align: center;"><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: blue; font-family: "Tahoma","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">شب نبوده پیش بابا</span><span style="color: blue;"></span></div><div align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% white; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% white; text-align: center;"><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: blue; font-family: "Tahoma","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">ظاهرا صد بار داده</span><span style="color: blue;"></span></div><div align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% white; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% white; text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue; font-family: "Tahoma","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">…<span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA">یادم امد روز باران</span></span><span style="color: blue;"></span></div><div align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% white; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% white; text-align: center;"><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: blue; font-family: "Tahoma","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">کودکی </span><span dir="RTL" lang="FA" style="color: blue; font-family: "Tahoma","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">۱۰</span><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: blue; font-family: "Tahoma","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;"> ساله بودم</span><span style="color: blue;"></span></div><div align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% white; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% white; text-align: center;"><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: blue; font-family: "Tahoma","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">مادرم من را فرستاد</span><span style="color: blue;"></span></div><div align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% white; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% white; text-align: center;"><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: blue; font-family: "Tahoma","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">توی جنگلهای گیلان</span><span style="color: blue;"></span></div><div align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% white; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% white; text-align: center;"><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: blue; font-family: "Tahoma","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">در پی مرغانه بودم</span><span style="color: blue;"></span></div><div align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% white; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% white; text-align: center;"><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: blue; font-family: "Tahoma","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">غافل از همسایه بودم</span><span style="color: blue;"></span></div><div align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% white; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% white; text-align: center;"><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: blue; font-family: "Tahoma","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">چونکه برگشتم زجنگل</span><span style="color: blue;"></span></div><div align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% white; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% white; text-align: center;"><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: blue; font-family: "Tahoma","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">چند عمو در خانه دیدم</span><span style="color: blue;"></span></div><div align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% white; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% white; text-align: center;"><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: blue; font-family: "Tahoma","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">زشت و زیبا</span><span style="color: blue;"></span></div><div align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% white; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% white; text-align: center;"><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: blue; font-family: "Tahoma","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">چاق و لاغر</span><span style="color: blue;"></span></div><div align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% white; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% white; text-align: center;"><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: blue; font-family: "Tahoma","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">زیر و روی تخت مادر</span><span style="color: blue;"></span></div><div align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% white; text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 204, 255); line-height: normal; text-align: center;"><b><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: blue; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 18pt;">روي تخته عكس دستگاه تناسلي</span></b><b><span style="color: blue; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 13.5pt;"></span></b></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 204, 255); line-height: normal; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 204, 255); line-height: normal; text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: blue; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 18pt;"> <span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA">خانمها رو ميكشيده كه درس بده</span></span></b><b><span style="color: blue; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 13.5pt;"></span></b></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 204, 255); line-height: normal; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 204, 255); line-height: normal; text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: blue; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 18pt;"> <span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA">يه دفعه تركه ميزنه زير خنده</span></span></b><b><span style="color: blue; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 13.5pt;"></span></b></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 204, 255); line-height: normal; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 204, 255); line-height: normal; text-align: center;"><b><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: blue; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 18pt;">استاد ميگه: تا حالا کس نديدي؟ </span></b><b><span style="color: blue; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 13.5pt;"></span></b></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 204, 255); line-height: normal; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 204, 255); line-height: normal; text-align: center;"><b><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: blue; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 18pt;">تركه ميگه: چرا ديدم، </span></b><b><span style="color: blue; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 13.5pt;"></span></b></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 204, 255); line-height: normal; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 204, 255); line-height: normal; text-align: center;"><b><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: blue; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 18pt;">ولي دكترکس كش نديدم</span></b><b><span style="color: blue; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 13.5pt;"></span></b></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
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</div><div align="center" style="text-align: center;"><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: red; font-family: "Tahoma","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">ترکه میره داروخونه می گه</span><span dir="LTR"></span><span style="color: red; font-family: "Tahoma","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;"><span dir="LTR"></span> :</span><span style="color: red;"></span></div><div align="center" style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div align="center" style="text-align: center;"><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: red; font-family: "Tahoma","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">هزار تا کاندوم بدین</span><span style="color: red;"></span></div><div align="center" style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div align="center" style="text-align: center;"><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: red; font-family: "Tahoma","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">داروخونه چی می گه : برای چی این همه </span><span style="color: red;"></span></div><div align="center" style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div align="center" style="text-align: center;"><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: red; font-family: "Tahoma","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">ترکه می گه : آخه با یکی دعوام شده</span><span style="color: red;"></span></div><div align="center" style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div align="center" style="text-align: center;"><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: red; font-family: "Tahoma","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">می خوام هفت جد و ابادش رو بکنم</span><span style="color: red;"></span></div><div align="center" style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><h3 align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 204, 255); text-align: center;"><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: blue; font-size: 18pt;">قزوينيه تو اتوبوس نشسته بود</span><span style="color: blue;"></span></h3><h3 align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 204, 255); text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue;"> </span></h3><h3 align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 204, 255); text-align: center;"><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: blue; font-size: 18pt;">زنش ايستاده بود</span><span style="color: blue;"></span></h3><h3 align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 204, 255); text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue;"> </span></h3><h3 align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 204, 255); text-align: center;"><span dir="RTL"></span><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: blue; font-size: 18pt;"><span dir="RTL"></span>،ميگن پاشو زنت بشينه</span><span style="color: blue;"></span></h3><h3 align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 204, 255); text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue;"> </span></h3><h3 align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 204, 255); text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue; font-size: 18pt;"> <span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA">ميگه ديشب،شب جمعه بود</span></span><span style="color: blue;"></span></h3><h3 align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 204, 255); text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue;"> </span></h3><h3 align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 204, 255); text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue; font-size: 18pt;"> <span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA">نه من پای ايستادن دار م</span></span><span style="color: blue;"></span></h3><h3 align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 204, 255); text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue;"> </span></h3><h3 align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 204, 255); text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue; font-size: 18pt;"> <span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA">نه اون كون نشستن داره</span></span><span style="color: blue;"></span></h3><h3 align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 204, 255); text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue; font-size: 18pt;"> </span><span style="color: blue;"></span></h3><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
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</div><h3 align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(234, 209, 220); text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue;"> </span></h3><h3 align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(234, 209, 220); text-align: center;"><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: blue; font-size: 18pt;">چرخه زندگی مردها</span><span style="color: blue;"></span></h3><h3 align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(234, 209, 220); text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue; font-size: 18pt;"><br />
<span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA">بچگی: مامان ذلیل</span></span><span style="color: blue;"></span></h3><h3 align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(234, 209, 220); text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue; font-size: 18pt;"><br />
<span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA">جونی: دوست دختر ذلیل</span></span><span style="color: blue;"></span></h3><h3 align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(234, 209, 220); text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue; font-size: 18pt;"><br />
<span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA">میان سالی: زن ذلیل</span></span><span style="color: blue;"></span></h3><h3 align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(234, 209, 220); text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue; font-size: 18pt;"><br />
<span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA">پیری: فرزند ذلیل</span></span><span style="color: blue;"></span></h3><h3 align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(234, 209, 220); text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue; font-size: 18pt;"><br />
<span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA">بعد از مرگ: ذلیل مرده</span></span><span style="color: blue;"></span></h3><h3 align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(234, 209, 220); text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue; font-size: 18pt;"> </span><span style="color: blue;"></span></h3><br />
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</div><div align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 204); text-align: center;"><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: red; font-family: "Tahoma","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">ترکه میره دکتر میگه کمرم درد میکنه</span><span style="color: red;"></span></div><div align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 204); text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 204); text-align: center;"><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: red; font-family: "Tahoma","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">دکتر میگه زن داری؟</span><span style="color: red;"></span></div><div align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 204); text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 204); text-align: center;"><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: red; font-family: "Tahoma","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">میگه آره</span><span style="color: red;"></span></div><div align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 204); text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 204); text-align: center;"><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: red; font-family: "Tahoma","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">دکتر میپرسه چندبار صبح تا شب زنتو میکنی؟</span><span style="color: red;"></span></div><div align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 204); text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 204); text-align: center;"><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: red; font-family: "Tahoma","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">میگه : صبح یه بار قبل از رفتن سر کار</span><span style="color: red;"></span></div><div align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 204); text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 204); text-align: center;"><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: red; font-family: "Tahoma","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">یه بار بعد از کار </span><span style="color: red;"></span></div><div align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 204); text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 204); text-align: center;"><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: red; font-family: "Tahoma","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">یه بار بعد از ناهار </span><span style="color: red;"></span></div><div align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 204); text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 204); text-align: center;"><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: red; font-family: "Tahoma","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">یه بار عصر </span><span style="color: red;"></span></div><div align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 204); text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 204); text-align: center;"><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: red; font-family: "Tahoma","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">یه بار قبل از شام </span><span style="color: red;"></span></div><div style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 204);"><br />
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</div><div align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 204); text-align: center;"><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: red; font-family: "Tahoma","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">یه بار بعد از شام </span><span style="color: red;"></span></div><div align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 204); text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 204); text-align: center;"><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: red; font-family: "Tahoma","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">شب هم چندبار</span><span style="color: red;"></span></div><div align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 204); text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 204); text-align: center;"><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: red; font-family: "Tahoma","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">دکتر میگه : پس میخوای کمردرد نگیری؟</span><span style="color: red;"></span></div><div align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 204); text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 204); text-align: center;"><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: red; font-family: "Tahoma","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">میگه نه دکتر می خواستم ببینم</span><span style="color: red;"></span></div><div align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 204); text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 204); text-align: center;"><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: red; font-family: "Tahoma","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">که کمردردم از کردنه </span><span style="color: red;"></span></div><div align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 204); text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 204); text-align: center;"><span dir="RTL" lang="AR-SA" style="color: red; font-family: "Tahoma","sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">یا از جق هایی که میزنم</span><span style="color: red;"></span></div><div align="center" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 204); text-align: center;"><br />
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</div></div>jokhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13749159086023830116noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2100566367323485042.post-24545890859590957322010-09-13T11:18:00.007-07:002010-09-13T11:18:47.280-07:00<div dir="rtl" style="text-align: right;" trbidi="on"><div style="background-color: #ccffcc; color: red; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: x-large;">يه روزيه تركه داشته سرشو ازروي كلاه مي خواروند</span></b></div><div style="background-color: #ccffcc; color: red; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: x-large;"><br />
</span></b></div><div style="background-color: #ccffcc; color: red; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: x-large;">يه لره بهش ميگه</span></b></div><div style="background-color: #ccffcc; color: red; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: x-large;"><br />
</span></b></div><div style="background-color: #ccffcc; color: red; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: x-large;"> چرا داري سرتو از رو كلاه مي خواروني</span></b></div><div style="background-color: #ccffcc; color: red; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: x-large;"><br />
</span></b></div><div style="background-color: #ccffcc; color: red; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: x-large;"> تركه بهش ميگه مگه تو کونت مي خاره </span></b></div><div style="background-color: #ccffcc; color: red; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: x-large;"><br />
</span></b></div><div style="background-color: #ccffcc; color: red; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: x-large;">شلوارتو مي كشي بايين مي خواروني </span></b></div><div style="background-color: #ccffcc; color: red; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: x-large;"><br />
</span></b></div></div>jokhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13749159086023830116noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2100566367323485042.post-15243671023638837172010-09-13T11:18:00.005-07:002010-09-13T11:18:33.351-07:00<div dir="rtl" style="text-align: right;" trbidi="on"><div style="background-color: #ffffcc; color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: x-large;">یه روز ترکه رو میگیرن می برند کلانتری!</span></b></div><div style="background-color: #ffffcc; color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: x-large;"><br />
</span></b></div><div style="background-color: #ffffcc; color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: x-large;"> اونجا شروع می کنن به اعتراف گیری.</span></b></div><div style="background-color: #ffffcc; color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"> <b><span style="font-size: x-large;"><br />
</span></b></div><div style="background-color: #ffffcc; color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: x-large;">به ترکه میگن هرکاری کردی اعتراف کن.</span></b></div><div style="background-color: #ffffcc; color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: x-large;"><br />
</span></b></div><div style="background-color: #ffffcc; color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: x-large;"> ترکه هم میگه آره من این خانومو بلند کردم</span></b></div><div style="background-color: #ffffcc; color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: x-large;"><br />
</span></b></div><div style="background-color: #ffffcc; color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: x-large;"> آوردم خونه، </span></b></div><div style="background-color: #ffffcc; color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: x-large;"><br />
</span></b></div><div style="background-color: #ffffcc; color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: x-large;">زیپو کشیدم پایین و کیرمو</span></b></div><div style="background-color: #ffffcc; color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: x-large;"><br />
</span></b></div><div style="background-color: #ffffcc; color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: x-large;"> یهو افسر کلانتری یکی میخوابونه تو گوشه ترکه </span></b></div><div style="background-color: #ffffcc; color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: x-large;"><br />
</span></b></div><div style="background-color: #ffffcc; color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: x-large;">و میگه بی تربیت کیر نه! آلت</span></b></div><div style="background-color: #ffffcc; color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: x-large;"><br />
</span></b></div><div style="background-color: #ffffcc; color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: x-large;"> میگه آره بعدش آلتمو </span></b></div><div style="background-color: #ffffcc; color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: x-large;"><br />
</span></b></div><div style="background-color: #ffffcc; color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: x-large;">در آوردمو دس کردم پستونای</span></b></div><div style="background-color: #ffffcc; color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: x-large;"><br />
</span></b></div><div style="background-color: #ffffcc; color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: x-large;">دوباره افسر کلانتری </span></b></div><div style="background-color: #ffffcc; color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: x-large;"><br />
</span></b></div><div style="background-color: #ffffcc; color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: x-large;"> یکی میخوابونه تو گوشه ترکه</span></b></div><div style="background-color: #ffffcc; color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: x-large;"><br />
</span></b></div><div style="background-color: #ffffcc; color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: x-large;"> و میگه بی تربیت پستون نه سینه</span></b></div><div style="background-color: #ffffcc; color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: x-large;"><br />
</span></b></div><div style="background-color: #ffffcc; color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: x-large;"> خلاصه ترکه میگه آره سینه هاشو </span></b></div><div style="background-color: #ffffcc; color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: x-large;"><br />
</span></b></div><div style="background-color: #ffffcc; color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: x-large;">باش ور می رفتم که!</span></b></div><div style="background-color: #ffffcc; color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: x-large;"><br />
</span></b></div><div style="background-color: #ffffcc; color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: x-large;"> یه ربع طول میکشه ترکه دیگه حرف نمیزنه</span></b></div><div style="background-color: #ffffcc; color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: x-large;"><br />
</span></b></div><div style="background-color: #ffffcc; color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: x-large;"> هی سرخ میشده اما چیزی نمی گفته.</span></b></div><div style="background-color: #ffffcc; color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: x-large;"><br />
</span></b></div><div style="background-color: #ffffcc; color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: x-large;"> افسره میگه حرف بزن </span></b></div><div style="background-color: #ffffcc; color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: x-large;"><br />
</span></b></div><div style="background-color: #ffffcc; color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: x-large;"> ترکه میگه جناب سروان</span></b></div><div style="background-color: #ffffcc; color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: x-large;"><br />
</span></b></div><div style="background-color: #ffffcc; color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: x-large;"> من واقعا " معذرت می خوام،</span></b></div><div style="background-color: #ffffcc; color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: x-large;"><br />
</span></b></div><div style="background-color: #ffffcc; color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: x-large;"> کس به کلانتری چی میشه</span></b></div><div style="background-color: #ffffcc; color: red; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></div></div>jokhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13749159086023830116noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2100566367323485042.post-91118248330866428942010-09-13T11:18:00.003-07:002010-09-13T11:18:15.454-07:00<div dir="rtl" style="text-align: right;" trbidi="on"><div style="background-color: #ffccff; color: blue; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: x-large;">زنه ترکه داشت جدول حل میکرد،</span></b></div><div style="background-color: #ffccff; color: blue; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: x-large;"><br />
</span></b></div><div style="background-color: #ffccff; color: blue; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: x-large;">از شوهرش میپرسه</span></b></div><div style="background-color: #ffccff; color: blue; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: x-large;"><br />
</span></b></div><div style="background-color: #ffccff; color: blue; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: x-large;">،آلت تناسلی زنا دو حرفی چی میشه</span></b></div><div style="background-color: #ffccff; color: blue; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: x-large;"><br />
</span></b></div><div style="background-color: #ffccff; color: blue; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: x-large;">ترکه میگه افقی یا عمودی؟</span></b></div><div style="background-color: #ffccff; color: blue; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: x-large;"><br />
</span></b></div><div style="background-color: #ffccff; color: blue; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: x-large;"> زنه میگه افقی،</span></b></div><div style="background-color: #ffccff; color: blue; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: x-large;"><br />
</span></b></div><div style="background-color: #ffccff; color: blue; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: x-large;">میگه لب</span></b></div><div style="background-color: #ffccff; color: blue; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: x-large;"><br />
</span></b></div></div>jokhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13749159086023830116noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2100566367323485042.post-27836702858842983382010-09-13T11:18:00.001-07:002010-09-13T11:18:03.471-07:00<div dir="rtl" style="text-align: right;" trbidi="on"><div style="background-color: #ccffcc; color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: x-large;">تركا يه نفرو محكوم به اعدام در اتاق گاز مي كنن</span></b></div><div style="background-color: #ccffcc; color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: x-large;"><br />
</span></b></div><div style="background-color: #ccffcc; color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: x-large;"> وقتي مي برنش مي بينه اتاق سقف نداره </span></b></div><div style="background-color: #ccffcc; color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: x-large;"><br />
</span></b></div><div style="background-color: #ccffcc; color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: x-large;"> ميگه : اين چه اتاق گازيه كه سقف نداره </span></b></div><div style="background-color: #ccffcc; color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: x-large;"><br />
</span></b></div><div style="background-color: #ccffcc; color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: x-large;"> تركا مي گن : كپسول گاز كه خورد</span></b></div><div style="background-color: #ccffcc; color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: x-large;"><br />
</span></b></div><div style="background-color: #ccffcc; color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: x-large;"> تو سرت مي فهمي</span></b></div><div style="background-color: #ccffcc; color: red; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></div></div>jokhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13749159086023830116noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2100566367323485042.post-3107895260332837402010-09-13T11:17:00.001-07:002010-09-13T11:17:49.916-07:00<div dir="rtl" style="text-align: right;" trbidi="on"><div dir="rtl" style="text-align: right;"><div style="background-color: #99cccc; color: red; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><b>ترکه رو ميکنه به آسمون ميگه </b></span></div><div style="background-color: #99cccc; color: red; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><b><br />
</b></span></div><div style="background-color: #99cccc; color: red; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><b>خدايا تو که به ما عقل خر دادی </b></span></div><div style="background-color: #99cccc; color: red; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><b><br />
</b></span></div><div style="background-color: #99cccc; color: red; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><b>چرا کيره خر ندادی</b></span></div><div style="background-color: #99cccc; color: red; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></div></div></div>jokhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13749159086023830116noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2100566367323485042.post-75264488610455348512010-09-13T05:45:00.001-07:002010-09-13T05:45:53.380-07:00<div dir="rtl" style="text-align: right;" trbidi="on"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: x-large;"><b></b></span><div style="background-color: #d0e0e3; color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><b>ترکه میره گل فروشی میگه گل بنفشه دارین؟</b></span></div><div style="background-color: #d0e0e3; color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><b>یارو میگه نه،</b></span></div><div style="background-color: #d0e0e3; color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><b>ترکه میپره و تخمای گلفروشه رو میگیره،</b></span></div><div style="background-color: #d0e0e3; color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><b>گلفروشه میگه ولم کن،</b></span></div><div style="background-color: #d0e0e3; color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><b>ترکه میگه زنم گفته اگه گل بنفشه نداشت، تخمش رو بگیر </b></span></div><div style="background-color: #d0e0e3; color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><br />
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</div></div>jokhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13749159086023830116noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2100566367323485042.post-34768302268800468992010-09-11T05:12:00.001-07:002010-09-11T05:12:34.046-07:00<div dir="rtl" style="text-align: right;" trbidi="on"><div style="color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;">به ترکه میگن چرا کانگوروها زود زن می گیرند</span></div><div style="color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"> ترکه میگه آخه دستاشون کوتاه نمی تونند جق بزنند</span></div></div>jokhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13749159086023830116noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2100566367323485042.post-46920661435280969292010-09-11T05:04:00.001-07:002010-09-11T05:04:39.152-07:00<div dir="rtl" style="text-align: right;" trbidi="on"><div style="background-color: #fce5cd; color: red; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;">بچه الاغه به باباش میگه: بابا الاغا هم زن میگیرن؟</span></div><div style="background-color: #fce5cd; color: red; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"> باباش میگه: پسرم فقط الاغان که زن میگیرن</span></div><div style="background-color: #fce5cd; color: red; text-align: center;"><br />
</div></div>jokhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13749159086023830116noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2100566367323485042.post-35864469077214162882010-09-11T04:59:00.000-07:002010-09-11T04:59:15.574-07:00<div dir="rtl" style="text-align: right;" trbidi="on"><b><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: large;"></span></b><div style="background-color: #fff2cc; color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">تو تبریز حکومت نظامی بوده</span></b></div><div style="background-color: #fff2cc; color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: large;"> ترکه سروانه به سربازش میگه</span></b></div><div style="background-color: #fff2cc; color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: large;"> تو اینجا کشیک بده از هفت شب به بعد</span></b></div><div style="background-color: #fff2cc; color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: large;"> هر کس تو خیابون بود در جا بزنش.</span></b></div><div style="background-color: #fff2cc; color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">حرفش که تموم میشه تا میاد بره سوار ماشین بشه</span></b></div><div style="background-color: #fff2cc; color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: large;"> میبینه صدای گلوله اومد برمیگرده میبینه</span></b></div><div style="background-color: #fff2cc; color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: large;"> سربازه زده یک بدبختی رو کشته </span></b></div><div style="background-color: #fff2cc; color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: large;"> داد میزنه احمق الان که تازه ساعت پنج بعد از ظهره </span></b></div><div style="background-color: #fff2cc; color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: large;"> سربازه میگه قربان این یک آدرسی پرسید</span></b></div><div style="background-color: #fff2cc; color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">که عمرا تا ساعت نه شب هم پیداش نمیکرد</span></b></div><div style="background-color: #fff2cc; color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><br />
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</div></div>jokhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13749159086023830116noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2100566367323485042.post-52183063166011137342010-09-11T04:52:00.000-07:002010-09-11T04:52:41.076-07:00<div dir="rtl" style="text-align: right;" trbidi="on"><span style="font-size: large;"></span><div style="background-color: yellow; color: red; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;">یک روز یک خبر نگار داشته آمار میگرفته</span></div><div style="background-color: yellow; color: red; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"> ببینه هر کسی در هفته چقدر گوشت می خوره</span></div><div style="background-color: yellow; color: red; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"> همینطوری که می پرسیده یکی میگفته 800گرم یکی میکفته 600 گرم</span></div><div style="background-color: yellow; color: red; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;">بعد میرسه به یک آخونده میپرسه</span></div><div style="background-color: yellow; color: red; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"> شما در هفته چقدر گوشت می خورید</span></div><div style="background-color: yellow; color: red; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"> میگه 18 کیلو</span></div><div style="background-color: yellow; color: red; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"> خبرنگار تعجب میکنه میگه چطور میشه </span></div><div style="background-color: yellow; color: red; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;">آخونده میره جلو یک تاکسی میگه میدان انقلاب</span></div><div style="background-color: yellow; color: red; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"> راننده میگه برو کیرم تو دهنت</span></div><div style="background-color: yellow; color: red; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"> بعد آخونده به خبرنگاره میگه بیا این 400 گرمش </span></div><div style="background-color: yellow; color: red; text-align: center;"><br />
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</div></div>jokhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13749159086023830116noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2100566367323485042.post-60967262077479133732010-09-11T04:47:00.001-07:002010-09-11T04:47:15.257-07:00<div dir="rtl" style="text-align: right;" trbidi="on"><span style="font-size: large;"></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;">لره واسه اولين بار يه اخوند مي بينه بهش ميگه يعني اینقدر سرت درد مي کنه</span></div></div>jokhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13749159086023830116noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2100566367323485042.post-69733426347914898582010-09-11T04:42:00.000-07:002010-09-11T04:42:29.086-07:00<div dir="rtl" style="text-align: right;" trbidi="on"><b><span style="font-size: large;"></span></b><div style="color: red; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">آخونده توی اتوبوس کنار راننده میشینه</span></b></div><div style="color: red; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: large;"> شوخیش گل میکنه:شما راننده ها که همش تو جاده هستید</span></b></div><div style="color: red; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: large;"> از کجا میدونید که بچه هاتون از خودتونن؟</span></b></div><div style="color: red; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: large;"> راننده میگه:2سال صبر میکنیم </span></b></div><div style="color: red; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">اگه شبیه خودمون شد که هیچ</span></b></div><div style="color: red; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: large;"> وگرنه میفرستیمشون حوزه علمیه </span></b></div></div>jokhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13749159086023830116noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2100566367323485042.post-82561479315342781732010-09-11T04:39:00.001-07:002010-09-11T04:39:37.932-07:00<div dir="rtl" style="text-align: right;" trbidi="on"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: large;"></span><div style="background-color: yellow; color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;">ترکه میگه: داداش اگه این نوار غزه دستت اومد بده ما هم گوش کنیم.</span></div><div style="background-color: yellow; color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"> لره: نه احمق، نوار غزه یه جور نوار بهداشتیه ؛ </span></div><div style="background-color: yellow; color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;">مگه نشنیدی میگن نوار غزه خونین شد</span></div><div style="background-color: yellow; color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><br />
</div></div>jokhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13749159086023830116noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2100566367323485042.post-30098724707416257082010-09-11T04:30:00.000-07:002010-09-11T04:30:02.697-07:00<div dir="rtl" style="text-align: right;" trbidi="on"><b><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: large;"></span></b><div style="background-color: yellow; color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">بچه اصفهاني نمره بيست مي گيره </span></b></div><div style="background-color: yellow; color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: large;"> باباهه مي زنه تو گوشش بهش ميگه</span></b></div><div style="background-color: yellow; color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: large;"> کره خر توکه با 10 هم قبول مي شدي </span></b></div><div style="background-color: yellow; color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: large;"> لازم بود اين همه خودکار مصرف کني</span></b></div><div style="background-color: yellow; color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><br />
</div></div>jokhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13749159086023830116noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2100566367323485042.post-78589713064205852242010-09-11T04:21:00.000-07:002010-09-11T04:21:24.663-07:00<div dir="rtl" style="text-align: right;" trbidi="on"><span style="font-size: large;"></span><div style="background-color: #eeeeee; color: blue; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;">اصفهانيه گوشتهاي آبگوشت رو ميخوره</span></div><div style="background-color: #eeeeee; color: blue; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"> آبشو ميده به زنش ميگه : بخور توش گوشت بوده</span></div><div style="background-color: #eeeeee; color: blue; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"> شب كه ميشه زنه شورتشو ميده به اصفهانيه ميگه : بكن توش كس بوده </span></div></div>jokhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13749159086023830116noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2100566367323485042.post-74923788803822604182010-09-11T00:30:00.000-07:002010-09-11T00:30:14.010-07:00<div dir="rtl" style="text-align: right;" trbidi="on"><span style="font-size: large;"></span><div style="background-color: #d9ead3; color: red; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;">اصفهانیه به زنش میگه:</span></div><div style="background-color: #d9ead3; color: red; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"> تو کی میدونستی من از بچه بدم میاد چرا حامله شدی </span></div><div style="background-color: #d9ead3; color: red; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"> زنه میگه : تقصیر خودته که 3 ساله داری با یه کاندوم منو میکنی</span></div><div style="background-color: #d9ead3; color: red; text-align: center;"><br />
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</div></div>jokhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13749159086023830116noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2100566367323485042.post-48575201428812695072010-09-11T00:11:00.000-07:002010-09-11T00:11:36.322-07:00<div dir="rtl" style="text-align: right;" trbidi="on"><span style="font-size: large;"></span><div style="background-color: #f4cccc; color: blue; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;">به یه مهندس ساختمان میگن: نظرت در مورد ساختمان یدن خانوما چیه؟</span></div><div style="background-color: #f4cccc; color: blue; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"> میگه: نماش حرف نداره، حالش بیسته</span></div><div style="background-color: #f4cccc; color: blue; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;">حیف که دستشویی پذیراییش کنار همه</span></div><div style="background-color: #f4cccc; color: blue; text-align: center;"><br />
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